Some basic stuff about me: I'm from Texas, but my Dad is from El Salvador. Despite this I do not speak a lick of Spanish, though I can German fairly well. I also English well too, please note the lovely vocabulary that is my blog title. I attend a University and study Geology. Rocks are my passion, unlike fashion.
Warning: I do post ponies. Why? Because it's a good show. You should watch an episode, it's surprisingly good.
My blog is not typically saturated from them, but it's definitely one of the regular things I post.
There's a lot of Scenery, Geology, Animals, Pokemon and whatever I find humorous or interesting on this blog. Essentially, I re-blog anything I like, as this is my personal blog you see.
There are several reasons why I desire your particular trouser garment.
First off, the confusion as to why do I not simply purchase my own pair? As you may know, I do not have a stable financial situation. I’ve been selling corn near the freeway to pay for some desperately needed new socks. So the solution would be to earn, or possibly, simply recieve said pants.
Now why your pants? Knowing your taste in attire, I will be sound in knowing that it will be of quality stitching. Also there is another comfort in the fact that you, being my husband, they are a pair of pants I have grown very familiar with. I don’t want a strange man’s pants.
Another reason is I’m fairly certain they’re lemon scented.
And finally, why do I need man pants to begin with? I have been granted a mission which requires for me to dress as a male, seeing as woman cannot walk abroad in public.
I also hear guy pants are extremely comfy…
-Love your Wife
Who demands to wear the pants
Spock: Puttin Bitches in there place.